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Instead of fucking you (which I would never do), I’m going to invite my fuck buddy over and make you watch him fuck me while you BEG to stroke your tiny clit. But honestly, I don’t know how you would even stroke that thing. But I don’t even want to be in the same room with you when you try, so you can just watch me get pounded by a real man and go masturbate somewhere else while you think about how humiliated you are that it turns you on to be laughed at.
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