Yeah, ok, I’m a size queen. Cock size is super-important to me. That’s why somebody like you will never, ever, ever have the privilege of fucking me. Or even doing anything remotely close to fucking me. Your dick is tiny, and the very best you can ever hope for is cuckold phone sex. And that’s only if you’re really lucky.
I mean, I’ll make fun of any dude’s tiny little weak-ass limp dick. You don’t have to have any special qualifications for that. But if you want to be my cuckold, you’ll need some. And the very first one is gonna be that you’ll have to know how to be a fluffer boy, or at least be willing to learn to be one. What good is a cuckold if he can’t do the dirty work for me, ya know?
It won’t hurt if you know how to pick up guys for me, either. You know, go online or out to a club or something and find some dude with a huge dick who likes fucking hot Princesses and cuckolding losers like you. Bonus points if you bring me back a BBC. Or more than one, even.
Ya think you got what it takes to be my cuckold phone sex loser? Then you need to go get your phone and call me cuz I’m not sure if I believe you. I’ll be the judge of that.
Hurry up and do it. Don’t keep me waiting. I need to send someone after my next BBC, after all.
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