So luvs who wants to help teach the new bird all about extreme phone sex? I’m still fresh to this job and I hate to admit but I haven’t found out all the nasty taboo ways we can get randy together. I’m bloody curious though and there’s aught else I can think about right now than getting a ring and finding out what boundary the newest extreme bloke wants to cross. It’s like a buffet of kink innit?
I’ve got me a big red dildo to play with and my favorite flavored lube tube too. I couldn’t decide whether I wanted the cherry or the chocolate more so I’ve both! Then there’s the toys for me arse. I got lots of those from little plugs all the way up to big fuck-off vibrators. I even set out the good stuff most slappers would forget. Things like duct tape and a paddle some balloons and fun pointy objects and of course blindfolds and bindings galore. I want to do this extreme phone sex thing right yeah? And I know what extreme shite I’ve been up to before for starters.
I think I’ve thought of everything you could possibly come up with when you ring me for extreme phone sex luv. I’d bet quite a few pounds your randy lil head is already zooming thinking of ways to try and impress me with something I haven’t had before. With my history that’s going to take a bit of doing innit? But I really think you should try. I’m so bloody randy with all of me toys laid out so pretty. This wet twat needs to be having some fun soon! I bet a bloke like you has a bell-end dripping right now just ready to do a big cum with me during extreme phone sex.
Ring me luv let’s get to it! Call 1 888 662 6482 and ask for Poppy!
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