Looking for a sweet young thing to make you feel all good, loser? Look elsewhere. Looking to give up control of your wallet and your life to someone who will take you to the very edge and just might let you fall off, then you are exactly the kind of wallet loser I am looking for. Sometimes it is wallet rape, sometime it is submission, sometimes it is just you wanting to try to dazzle me — to be honest, I don’t give a flying fuck what you want to call it — as long as you keep on doing it. So be sure to tell the dispatcher you are a loser looking to lose a paycheck when you call for me.
Princess Melody
1-888-662-6482
http://www.princessbankaccount.com