Blasphemous Phone Sex with Shiva

Its Sunday which means you probably spent part of it with your ass planted in some wooden pew lip syncing along to some scripture of the day. Well I am here to remind you that your true Sunday sermon is waiting. The divine Goddess Shiva will be over seeing this blasphemous phone sex church today.

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There will be no faux humming along.

No pretending praise Jesus bull shit in my blasphemous church sermon.

NO! None of that for you will have to take an active participation in all things.

I expect you to shout to the rafters when I ask you to say “Fuck Jesus!” Your to look up and let him know you are not one of his sheep being herded along. You are a black sheep wishing to venture off into the woods and see what the wolf is up too.

You know that wolf is Satan and up to no good but come on you want some sinful delight in your life dont you? That is why your here on a precious Jesus loving Sunday. You were looking for someone like myself. The ultimate woman who wont put up with your bullshit. Will have you on your knees kissing the ground Satan lives underneath.

Yes today is a very good day to worship the Devil himself.

Time to fuck with all things holy.

If your shivering at the thought then perhaps I am not the one you wish to talk too on this holy day. For I have never found solace in the church and never shall. Those ready for some true blasphemous phone sex fun may call me at 1-888-662-6482 ask for Shiva, Goddess of all things dark and wonderful.

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