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so like my friend and i head out for a quick bite to eat at the mecca of all coffee shops in canada. ya been to canada ya fuckin know what i am talking about. eh! so like order this sandwich and i ask for ranch dressing on it. so get there and the girl is like oh you want tim’s special sauce on it. back the fuck bus up!! what did u say? u want tim’s special sauce on ur sandwich? fuck all i pictured was a bunch of fuckin guys named tim jerkin it into a jar in the back. like ewwww. i am like ya mean ranch sauce hell ya. i am fucking cracking up. my friend is looking at me like i have lost it. it was a chain reaction on thinking. i start with perverts wanking and they jump to fucking thinking shit i know a huge list of dude that would love to fucking eat that cum wich. man i so can’t eat a sandwich there again. shit i am surprised they didnt kick us out we were so fucking nasty in there. had cream sauce oozing out of our mouth. haha. not everyone appreciates my bratty princess nature apparently. the phone sex perverts that call me do. hahah.
man this one fuckers shit he has been calling me for what the last few days to tell me this fucking awesome thing that happened but like its so fucking taboo i cant say anything. blah! so why bring it up. to fucking tease ur limp dick asses. this big dick dude has been putting his dick in some fucking hot MILF pussy. heavy on the M. see if you had a big dick u too would get to fuck anyone. like every other day i am getting the new taboo scoop on whats happening. where that dick has been and in who. shit ya gotta love the taboo phone calls that come in.
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