I want to cook for my Old Man, but I suck at that stuff, Dude. I like, burn water. I’m a girly girly and all, but the kitchen just ain’t my thang. Luckily, with his kids moved out, and him divorced, he’s got some cooking skillz of his own, and they’re pretty impressive.
Dessert is all me, though. Hellz yeah. Last time I was there for dinner (my folks thought I was studying ) I told him to stay at the table while I went and stripped down and slid on some stockings like I know he likes. One bottle of chocolate syrup from my overnight bag and I was back sitting on the table in front of him, my heels on his knees and pouring that stuff all over my upper body.
He got it all over his face, and his beard and everywhere! OMG I was laughing so hard I think it stopped feeling good and was just funny. But he didn’t stop and I didn’t want him to. I love making my Old Man happy, just like I love giving you guys some seriously hot cheap phone sex! Eventually he scooped me up and ate me out like I was a bowl of ice cream in the bedroom.Â
I just found out that chicks who like playing with food and getting all covered and sticky are called Slime Queens! OMG I Am NOT a slime queen. Some chocolate syrup, some ice cubes, I think that’s enough for me.Â
Do you like to fuck with food?  I put a carrot inside me once, and it was like, meh. A cucumber is more my style. Nice and thick. Wow, I just got a great idea for a salad with my Old Man! Awesome!! There’s no way I can burn a salad, right? Right???
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