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So I’m watching the news because it makes me feel smart. They’re talking about a bank robbery, and I’m like if the chicks in the bank had their shit together, then they could’ve kept the robbers from getting away with anything.
Srsly, dude! If I’d been one of those tellers in the bank, I’d totally be the hottest one there. And the other bitches would be hot, but like not as hot, you know? And the robbers would come in with their masks on and shit, and I’d be able to tell that they’re all hot Older Men. Why? Because BOYS couldn’t pull off an operation like this! LOLOLOL
And they’d be all, take us to the vault, and I’d be all, ok dude whatever, and I’d pull my tight ass skirt down and prance there as fast as my stiletto heels can take me. And once we’re there and he and his buddies are filling up their bags, I’d be breathing hard and shit, and I’d slip a hand under my skirt and play with myself just like in one of my barely legal phone sex calls. He’d come up to me and ask me what I’m doing, and I’d be all, shut the fuck up and get your bank robber dick in me, and I’d turn my ass around to him and hike my skirt up.
Dude! I’d be talking so much shit that they’d all want a chance at this anything goes chick! They’d all line up to run a train on me and I’d be like, Martha, Mildred, Susan, get your tight teen twats in here, these men need relief! And we’d all be fucking and shit and then Martha, Mildred, Susan and me would all clamp our supertight pussies down on the guys so that they’re totally trapped and can’t go anywhere, dude! They’d be trying to pull out and we’d be like, nope, and the sirens would get closer and we’d get a reward for capturing the criminals and then we’d have to sex the policemen because men in uniform are hot as shit..
So yeah, I don’t get much smarter watching the news, because I get distracted. LOLOLOLOLOL But I keep trying! You’ve gotta give me that, right? So how about some roleplay phone sex? You wanna be cops or robbers? You want to rescue me or make me a victim? For role-play phone sex I’m the only girl you need!
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