Call me what you want, but with my lifestyle of swinging and being a hotwife I’ve had a LOT of different sized dicks – all with my husband’s permission and pleasure. I can tell you that when you’ve felt all kinds, what they say about size not mattering is not true. It’s just a platitude meant to make all the cocks of average or lesser size feel better about themselves. Ok, sure, there are some who cannot take a super huge cock either, and that’s fine with me because it leaves those guys available for women like me. That’s why I love size queen phone sex – who doesn’t like talking about something they love? Even better, I get to make fun of small dicks and still get those guys off. Either way I get to have fun.
So I won’t lie. I’m so much a size queen that talking about the bigger dicks that I’ve enjoyed will get me really turned on, so if you want to get my juices flowing, that’s the way to do it. I totally relive the feeling of a huge cock inside of me every time I describe it to some small dicked loser who’s desperately trying to stretch his little unit out with every stroke. For so many, size queen phone sex is the same as small penis humiliation, so while I’m reliving my best fucks ever, those poor sods are feeling even more shame than ever. Epic!
In this culture, bigger is always better. Whether you’re getting a mammoth soda from a drive thru (and that’s just a medium) or your shopping around for fuck buddies, either way you’re happier when what is presented to you is bigger than you hoped for. If it turns out to be smaller, you’re naturally disappointed. So if you’ve got a question about how your cock measures up, call 1 888 662 6482 and ask for Fern. We’ll have a good size queen phone sex session and I’ll size it all up for you!