Aww… your dick is so small that it is ALMOST cute. Almost. And even if I did find it cute, it doesn’t mean that I’d want to suck it or let you fuck me with it. No, the only thing I want to do with you is have a small penis humiliation phone sex session.
One thing I love to do to guys with little dicks is to have a party so I can show them off to all my girlfriends. I mean, until I started having my girls over, some of them never even knew that itty bitty dicks existed. But I guess not everyone is a size queen like me, so maybe they thought 4 inches was normal. But let me tell you something – it isn’t. It’s not even close to normal. A dick that small would never ever make a woman cum. If you think it has, I have news for you – she was faking it. Every woman you’ve ever fucked has most likely been faking orgasm after orgasm. That’s why losers like you with small dicks don’t really think you’re that small. Women need to stop faking it and tell you the truth – your pathetic little dick will NEVER be able to please a woman. Hell, they need to stop even letting you try to fuck them. You don’t deserve to.
But yeah, I love showing off those little dicks to all my pretty girlfriends. We just all sit around and laugh at them. We make the guys dress up as French maids and serve us. Sometimes, we even bring over a real man to show them just exactly what it looks like when a woman is properly fucked.
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