I’m not sure what you think you’re going to do with that tiny thing. I’m certainly not going to let you put it anywhere near me, much less touch me with it. Ewwwww! It looks like a little dog dick, all slimy and gross. I don’t even want to look at it. It actually makes me want to vomit! Surely the only thing you can call me for is small penis humiliation. What else could a dicklet loser like you want with me? Well, scratch that because I’m sure you want many things that you’re not going to get. In fact, you’re not getting shit from me except some insults and put downs. Occasionally a giggle because I do crack myself up. I’m sure you’ll have your tiny Vienna sausage in your hand…I mean between two fingers…trying to get off to this shit. You know you’ve grown accustomed to small penis humiliation when it actually makes you cum. That’s so fucking sad. All I ask is that you cum quietly. Like, I don’t even want to hear you do it. The last time I heard a guy with a tiny dick cum I almost threw up in my mouth. So, shhhhh. Be quiet so I can keep my lunch down.
Inevitably I get asked how a guy with a small penis can get with me. Oh come on, you already know the answer. HE CAN’T! I have good taste in cock and it in no way includes the smallies. So get used to your fate. You’re never going to get a girl like me. The best you can hope for is that I’ll use you as my small penis humiliation whipping boy. Otherwise, I won’t even know you exist. You’ll be invisible to me, just like your invisible dick. See, I told you I crack myself up!
Look, after you’ve read all this if you still want small penis humiliation call me at 1-888-662-6482. I’ll make fun of your stupid ass, ummm, I mean tiny dick.
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