I’m not sure why you need to call me for humiliation phone sex yet, but I am sure that you DO need to. See, you’re a man and there is surely something you’ve done, said, or thought that would qualify you for humiliation. Oh, and let’s not forget that since you stopped to read this blog, there’s a sizeable chance that you have an itty bitty clitty where your dick should be. That’s what the majority of calls from you losers who want to be humiliated are about. I get it – you can’t really help what you were or were not born with, but that doesn’t mean that a gorgeous, sensual woman like me has to put up with it. I like big dicks and your little weenie just isn’t going to cut it for me. Not even close. But I do get a good laugh out of your “dick”.
But don’t worry, your penis size isn’t the only thing I’m up for humiliating you about. Are you a fat loser with bad breath? Are you the most boring person in the world? I mean, if you were interesting, you wouldn’t be about to call to pay someone to laugh at you, loser. Do you have a dead end job? Live with your mom in her basement? I could go on and on and on. But I think I should warn you before you call that I’m not going to be nice to you at all. I’m not going to feel sorry for you when you start crying. I live for that! It’ll make me so happy. Are you ready to make me happy? All you have to do is get on the phone and call 1 888 662 6482 and ask to talk to Harlow for humiliation phone sex. Don’t keep me waiting.