Hey Dickless Wonders.
So I was trying to decide what drink I wanted to drink tonight and boom it hit me. hahahah. I found the drink for loser dick boys. The drink that will make shrimp dicks envious. Cause really this is the only way u will get near a pussy. hahahah
Canadian Pussy. I mean even the name is so perfect.
1oz Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey
1 oz Peach Schnapps
1 oz Orange Juice.
Mix all together in a shaker with ice and pour into shot glasses and serve.
See is a quick drink for shrimp dicks cause really what will you do with a tall drink. One sip an ur exploding anyways that close to a pussy. And don’t worry this isn’t just for shrimp dick it goes for limp dick wonders too. Well any loser boy that knows their dick wont be finding a pussy tonight. hahaha.
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What?
How small?
*dies laughing*
Do I really have to say that you have a pathetic penis??
But let’s dig a bit deeper……..
- when was the last time you had sex? Why is this always FOREVER ago?
- have you come close — because if you have not come close to getting laid then you have more pathetic problems than just penis size. Because THINK about it my pathetic worm. How would a girl know you had a small shrimp dick if you never got to the point of her coming close to you.
This is the part where I start to examine all the other things that make you a loser. Because let’s have some HONESTY here, there are a BUNCH of things that are keeping you from getting girls. If you were getting them and they were running for the hills once you took your pants off, then it would just be your dick. So obviously you are a loser in general to.
I had a long call with J today who I went into thorough details about all the things that make him a loser. I hope he left feeling like the pathetic worthless worm that he is!
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When it comes to sissy phone sex, I like LOTS of detail so my sissy gave me full details on his slutty panties, babydoll, his slutty shoes. Once I found out what my little sissy had on, I knew that this sissy was going to get WILD. And my sissy got wild and kinky and did one of the best sissy faggot suck and fucks that I have ever heard. It was HOT!! *smooches her little faggot*
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Hey Foot Fetish Freaks.
hahah That totally runs of the tongue dont it? I had a kinky phone sex call that started out with me getting in trouble for picking on people an humiliating them. Would I do that? Miss Innocent here. Fuck Ya! So I was sitting in the teaches office getting the blah blah blah. U shouldn’t do that blah blah blah. But he called me in right after cheerleader practice so I am sitting in that chair in my sports bra, shorts, white tennis socks and sneakers. Still pretty sweaty cause it was a hard work out. I put my feet up on his desk and thats when I know he can’t focus any more. The role play takes a major turn. I got the upper hand know.
O’ya. This sweaty bratty domme is taking over you little fucker will do what I want now. hahaha. He was a true pervert that so wanted my smelly, sweaty, dirty feet. Wanna know the best part? When I sat on his desk and put my socked foot right under his nose he shuddered. hahaha. He so made a funny nose sniffing my feet. Thats only the first part of it. O’ya that foot fetish freak was craving lots of this bratty domme’s feet.
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Mommy did a wonderful diaper change and we had a fun, sensual time cuddling and enjoying his cute little body in his fluffy cloth diapers. Wanna give mommy phone sex a try? Then slip into some hot diapers and give mommy a call.
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