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With a lifetime of sexual experience under my belt (ahem) I have to say that this is my favorite time of my life.  I love my poppets dearly, and working with them is so fulfilling.

Or are you new here?  If so, I’ll explain.  Auntie Bianca takes men with a particular sort of potential and educated them in the ways of sexual prowess, helping them improve their techniques, both verbal and physical.  From under my wing, they leave as ladykillers, respectful and direct, and ready to please the women of the world.  I do this in real life, and if you’re too far away then that’s where your alternative phone sex mommy does her coaching during some hot MILF phone sex.

But I’ve been asked if I work with virgins.  This is a complex issue.

I have taken in a virgin and brought them to full sexual potency, but they’re few and far between.  You see, you have to get them young.

Auntie Bianca has tried this with older virgins, men who bloomed late.  And frankly, they get clingy.  They start dong all the things I tell them not in order to learn and then find someone after me; these poor poppets are doing it to please ME.  This is fun for a while, especially if I can encourage them into mutual masturbation or family play, but that’s not why Auntie Bianca is here.

No, only a young-ish virgin has so much sexual energy that he’s willing to try what I teach them on all women.  The older poppets are convinced that I’m the only person that they’ll every fuck, and that my pussy is made of gold.  Both of those statements are true, unfortunately.  So I’ve given up working with them.

But find me a young horny man who can’t keep his hand off of his dick?  Heaven.  They listen and then they go out into the field and come back with reports like you’re their Sexual Superior Officer, and not merely Auntie Bianca.

All virgins are welcome to call me.  But you’ll state your age like a good soldier, and if you’re young enough, you’ll get my full attention.  Too old, and I’ll only play with you a while until we reach the humiliation stage.

So, who’s ready to learn?

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

ALTERNATIVE FETISH PHONE SEX MILF/MOMMY

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Did you know that if masturbate on the phone with a customer service rep they tend to resolve your situation more quickly?  Just a little advice from your favorite Phone Sex Mommy.  Nothing can be more irritating than being on hold for close to an hour, while they bounce you from operator to operator, determined to wear you down so that you will accept their solution, and not yours.

Except for Kenny, who told me that my call was very important to him.  But I was fed up with it and needed to blow off some steam.  So I pulled out my pocket rocket, which I keep close by for emergencies.  Kenny asked what the buzzing was.

I didn’t answer him, but I made it into one of my mutual masturbation calls, seeing if he would get into it.  He stammered that my call may be recorded for customer service purposes.  I reminded him that I hadn’t actually SAID or DID anything offensive… but he could hear my breathing.  And after all, I was counting on him NOT being offended and bringing the call up for scrutiny.

Kenny started getting into it.  I imagined him in his little cubicle, trying to touch himself, a true tease and denial scenario.  But he started really getting hot when I quizzed him about what kind of underwear he liked… and whether he’d shop in the men’s or women’s sections.  Ah yes, your alternative phone sex mommy knows her poppets better than they do, and sure enough, Kenny was a true panty boy, enjoying the feel of soft silk against his cock.

I groaned that he couldn’t help me.  He begged to let him try.  I moaned that it was impossible.  He said he’d get on his knees to keep me as a customer.

Then I told him to DO IT before I had to “go.”

He came back just in time, the dear boy.  And I got a credit to my account, too.

Just proves you get more flies with honey, than you do with vinegar.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

ALTERNATIVE FETISH PHONE SEX MILF/MOMMY

Yahoo ID: sinfulbianca

AIM ID: sinfulbianca

Brunch has been getting a bad rap.  Some sitcom started making fun of brunch, and it seems to have caught on as a meme.  Maybe it’s a maturity thing (and hey, I am the mature phone sex queen), but this MILF is a fan of brunch.

Done properly, nude, laughing with friends and enjoying their company at the end of something you started hours earlier, brunch is a great social activity.  Cooking together, eating together.  Sharing a meal with someone really strengthens a bond, and if the bond began with sex, then even better.

It also makes sense because you either slept or fucked through breakfast.  It happens.

And it gives your Phone Sex Mommy Bianca the chance to play the Brunch Game.  Simply put, it’s the attempt to get a nude man to make you bacon.  Using either the obligation for enjoying your body the night before, or the promise of more after you sit and digest a bit, the winning player gets to enjoy the visual treat of an apronless naked man jumping away from splattering grease.  And once committed, they have to see it through.  Because Mommy Bianca loves sex… but I may love bacon EVEN MORE.  LOLLOL

While my other male friend chuckled and made eggs, I clapped and cheered my way through the Brunch Game.  We savored the meal as we had each other only hours before, then took our time saying goodbye.  Lots of time.

Darn it, your phone sex MILF is hungry now?  Anyone cooking out there?

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

ALTERNATIVE FETISH PHONE SEX MILF/MOMMY

Yahoo ID: sinfulbianca

AIM ID: sinfulbianca