I know that there are some gooning phone sex addicts out there that I haven’t had the pleasure of talking to. I love it when someone fully commits to something, so it really tickles me when you guys call me up and tell me how devoted you are to your gooning lifestyle. There are some guys who are retired and do nothing but goon all day long. Of course, most of you are going to have to leave the house, but trust me, there are gooning opportunities no matter where you are. You can go into the bathroom and goon for a few minutes in your stall when you have break time at work. You can use your entire lunch break for it. Who needs food when you can watch porn and goon in your stall? You can get something in the drive thru and eat quickly on your way home.
As soon as you get home, you’re going to go into your goon cave (did you know some guys have those?) and get right back down to business. I want to know everything about your gooning setup. Do you have multiple computer screens? Do you have a comfy chair and a whole bunch of different lubes right there ready to go? What kind of porn do you like to watch when you’re gooning? Maybe you like MILFs, maybe you like blondes with big tits, or maybe you like to watch gay porn. I can’t wait to hear everything. So get ready and give me a call for the hottest gooning phone sex ever. I’m here, ready and waiting to talk to you. Maybe you’ll even tell me how you got started with your gooning journey. Tell me everything! Just get on the phone right now and dial 1 888 662 6482 and ask to talk to Harlow.
